Too true.

Watch Ricky Gervais opening to The Golden Globes. Despite expectations that he would out-do his insult-ridden monologue from last year, this year’s opening was a fairly lame affair. There were many hurt feeling after last year and it took some special diplomacy to get him to return.

“Not Where You Saw” tells the riveting tale of one brother’s courageous stand for justice.

Sometimes a machine can acquire animal traits. In this case, a concrete buffer gets loose and the construction workers try to “tame the savage beast”.

Some guys change the start up and shutdown music on their friends computer to an “arthouse” sound effects then videotape the results as he starts up his computer in the school library.

Play him off, keyboard cat.